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The last 20 blonde jokes

Posted on February 14, 2023March 1, 2023 By admin 1 Comment on The last 20 blonde jokes
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  • What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
    Gifted!
  • What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
    Pull the pin and throw it back.
  • Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
    It finally dawned on her!
  • What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
    A blonde parade.
  • Why was the blondes’ belly button sore?
    Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
  • Why did the blonde put water on her computer?
    To wash the Windows.
  • What do you say to a blonde that won’t come home with you?
    “Have another beer.”
  • What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
    Artificial intelligence.
  • What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick?
    If you lay a brick it doesn’t follow you around for two weeks.
  • Did you hear about the blonde who had two chances to get pregnant?
    She blew them both.
  • How do you drown a blonde?
    Tape a mirror to the bottom of a pool.
  • How can you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday?
    Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
  • How do you kill a blonde?
    Give her a gun and say it’s a hair drier.
  • What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team?
    They drowned in Spring Training.
  • A blonde is wearing a pair of socks that don’t match, one is red and the other is white.
    Her friend sees her out and says, “You know your socks don’t match, right? You’re wearing one red sock and one white sock.”
    The blonde responds, “That’s so weird!
    I have another pair just like it in my drawer at home.”
  • How does a horny guy spell relief?
    B.L.O.N.D.E.
  • How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman?
    Because you have to hollow out the head.
  • How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator?
    By the chipped tooth.
  • Whats the differance between a blonde and a mosquito?
    When you slap the blonde she keeps on sucking.
  • What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
    Run like hell, she has a grenade in her hand.

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