
20 Years Ago

A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks. As he’s standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up and as he’s looking at it,…
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated. 🐟